I finally did it. I took the plunge into the world of Youtube. A lurker no longer, I am now poster. Lawd have mercy what have I done. HA! For those of you not in the friend loop, here’s the backstory.
My family and I were on an outing this weekend and found a Daiso store. Located in California, Washington, and Texas, Daiso is essential a Japanese dollar store. Everything at Diaso is priced between $1.50 to $3.00. I have never seen anything more than $10.00. You can literally find anything here – candy, underwear, a teapot, cute pens, you get the picture. So, my 11 year old daughter and I are looking at the toys and party stuff and come across this – Instant Boobs. Let me tell you it got awkward real quick. We quickly left that aisle to find my other kid and husband but I could not stop thinking about these instant boobs. I was so intrigued I went back and bought my very own pair. And, since unboxings are all the rage on Youtube, I made my very own unboxing video. In fact, this was my very first foray into producing Youtube content. So please, pay no attention to my lack of skills. I am, after all, over 40 have no business using technology.
In case you haven’t seen it and are interested, I’m linking the video here.
So now that you’ve seen the video you know what an epic fail these boogers were. Leave it to a kid to figure out how things work. My daughter, who was equally as intrigued as I was, decided to figure out what was inside of these things and what it is made of. If you watched the video you’ll note I said it feels like there’s some packet inside, like the silica gel ones you find in shoes. Guess what? I was half right.
As shown in the picture to the left, there is some weird packet inside. Upon further inspection of the item and reading the box, this packet is full of citric acid, baking soda, and water. Now why in the world there’s a packet of citric acid, baking soda and water inside is beyond me. Someone with some knowledge of chemistry/science please chime in and enlighten us. The outer portion is nothing but a balloon and they do indeed have a sticker on the base so you can put them on your body. But, as far as I can tell, much like real boobs, no about of squeezing will make these suckers bigger.
You know, I’m not sure what I expected for $1.50 but I can tell I have gotten more mileage out of this item than I ever expected. I’m still laughing at the pictures on this package. I don’t know what’s funnier. The fact that the person on the package is a dude or that he’s wearing a tie around his head instead of around his neck or that he’s just so damn excited to have a pair of boobs of his own that he can squeeze to his heart’s delight. It’s all just so hysterically funny. What’s next? An inflatable penis so that women can write our names on a snow bank? I’d pay $1.50 for that.