Y’all, I’m not gonna lie. I’m having a super hard time coming up with inspiration for the blog the last couple of weeks. I have had a serious case of the “blahs” and I’m just not feeling it. I wouldn’t call it depression. It’s more like a funk. I have no doubt the weather has something to do with it. This September and now October has been the wettest on record for Texas and we’ve also experienced record cold. Frankly, we are having January for Fall. It’s so strange to see green leaves on trees and yet its 48 degrees outside. I know our plight is nothing compared to what the Florida Panhandle and coastal North Carolina are dealing with. I have close friends in both places dealing with the aftermath and it’s horrible. I’m just not mentally prepared for the cold and rain – not yet.
Over the years, I’ve discovered I’m very affected by the weather. That sounds like such an old person thing to say. When I re-read that sentence I immediately hear the old folks of my youth bitching about their bursitis acting up and how their arthritis is twinging which means rain is coming. See what I mean? It’s an old person sentence. Young people don’t give two shits about the weather and yet I do. Full disclosure, I also watch the 10 p.m. news. Yep, that’s also an old person move and yet I can’t help myself. I know I can get news from the internet. I usually do but I love the local tv news. Does this love of talking about the weather and watching the local news make me an old soul or just an old person in training?
Back to this weather, I know I’m not the only one completely over it. My kids are dying to get out and really enjoy the outdoors as is my dog. While we’re at it, let’s talk about how this weather is affecting everyone. This stupid weather is making people drive even dumber than they already do. There are wrecks all over town and we have streets actually falling apart because of all the water. This stupid weather has made the school carpool lane enough to make you want to commit murder or at least yell obscenities out your window at a few people. This stupid weather has made it impossible for me to fully decorate my yard for Halloween. Speaking of Halloween, this crap better clear up for the big night. There’s nothing worse than slogging through the rain or answering the door when it’s pouring down. Don’t give me that ‘just set a bowl of candy out on the doorstep” crap. You know as well as I do some greedy kid is just going to take it all and not the three piece max like your cute little Pinterest sign says.
P.S. – If you’re reading this and you have Twitter, do you think we can get #Thisstupidweather to trend? Is that even a thing anymore?
P.P.S. – Y’all, I’m serious, I need some inspiration. Everything I can think of is political or bitching about something. I’m striving for lighthearted. With midterm elections looming, I don’t want to go political. It’s just too negative and anything I write will be like preaching to a choir or teaching a pig to sing – both are fruitless. So, I welcome your ideas.