So, this article about why next Monday, January 21st will be the worst, popped up in my news feed today. Hand to heaven, I rolled my eyes and screamed at my screen, “I talked about this last year people!” The proof is here. I’m over here like ‘where were you last year and why did you pay this clown to write this article when I practically said the same thing for free. You coulda paid me instead, idiots.
But seriously, isn’t January the worst? Ugh. And, is it just me or does this whole government shut down and recent mega snowstorm that did not come near me only make it all worse? Forget free government provided birth control pills can we all just get some mood enhancement pills and maybe something that will help us shed that holiday 15? Am I truly asking for too much? I don’t think so. Remember back in the 80s, Equal sent those little gumballs made out of Equal to every address in America? The feds could do the same thing. Just send a few happy pills to every address and boom maybe people wouldn’t be a bunch of miserable cows.
P.S. If you’re thinking ‘damn, she phoned this post in’ you aren’t wrong. January sucks and I’m trying really hard but damn if it doesn’t still suck. This opportunity sort of presented itself and I latched on.